| Me: | Your skin is perfectly tanned year round |
| Me: | You wear jean jackets and tight colorful pants |
| Me: | You obnoxiously flirt with your bandmates |
| Me: | And you have the ass of a Kardashian |
| Me: | I know what you are... |
| Louis Tomlinson: | Say it. Say it out loud. |
| Me: | Homosexual |
